101 reasons to NOT camp at half moon lake...

Well maybe not 101 but enough to really not go there.
1. The price - 40 $ a night is very high for what you get.
2. The rules - to ridiculous to mention
3. The no outside firewood sign
4. The 10 a bundle price for firewood
5. The kiddie pool being closed
6.The paddle boats being closed
7. The trout pond being closed
8. The mini golf course that is so well maintained at sometimes the only thing holding you up is astroturf. The whole thing is an obstacle ever tried to putt straight on torn astroturf?
9. The leeches
10. The fresh water shrimp
11. The smell of the well water
12. The smell of the bathrooms
13. The smell of the "beach"
14. The "beach" sand with weeds and random hoses and a rotting smell does whip me into a suntanning mood.
15. The itty bitty campsites where your neigbors are permanant residents and as such build fences right where they want. including the middle of your camp site.
16. the sticky sappy things that fall from the trees and stain your feet clothes trailer and dog.
17. The lack of visible campsite numbers ( good luck finding your site.)
18. The outdated campground map.( dont find your site by counting campsites)
19. 1 word. LAWNMOWER
20. If theres no horses or animals take down the rotting barn
21. The jerky attitude towards teens and younger patrons
22. The ultra friendly ( feel the sarcasm) clerks
23. No cell reception
24. Where the hell are the garbage bins?
25. You cant call it a snack pavilion if there are no snacks.
26.59'000 to BUY your own little bitty space in this crappy decrepid place.
27.The playground that is older than me and hasnt seen a new paintjob in that many years. Broken equiptment is dangerous
28. The spiders everywhere.
29. The spiders that fly and land on you all day long.
30. The new no boating rule.
31. The dock is gone
32.My dog has to be tied up but the owners dog can run free to releive itself on your site.
33. the bugs
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